Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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