Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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