what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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