Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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