How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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