.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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