You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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