sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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