guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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