At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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