That's when you crack a 10am beer
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he shaved USA in his pubs
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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