do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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