Are we in a gay sports bar?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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