I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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