at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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