apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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