It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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