I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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