i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
not ubering you a puppy
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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