So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
