Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Randomize
