It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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