I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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