on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
