ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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