Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Someone came in the potted fern
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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