What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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