you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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