We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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