I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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