At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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