I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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