Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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