Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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