I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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