he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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