and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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