so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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