I must be too annoying 4 u.
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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