I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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