i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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