apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.