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(918): View more from Oklahoma

And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.

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(918): And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2. http://tfl.nu/m96w

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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct

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that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand

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she's a dina-saur

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(201): you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct (973): that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand (201): she's a dina-saur http://tfl.nu/b0aw

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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...

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(802): he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes... http://tfl.nu/9zzk

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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?

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(850): "Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW? http://tfl.nu/ng2t

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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs

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(307): i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs http://tfl.nu/99qm

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(440): View more from Ohio

I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends

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(440): I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends http://tfl.nu/0e7c

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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.

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(256): I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train. http://tfl.nu/pxln

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...

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It's been a bad semester.

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(320): I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill... (1-320): It's been a bad semester. http://tfl.nu/n3pf

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(207): View more from Maine

I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.

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(207): I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table. http://tfl.nu/sbpv

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(760): View more from California

I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.

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(760): I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard. http://tfl.nu/86r6

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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.

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(732): Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking. http://tfl.nu/mu8a

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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.

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(515): I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle. http://tfl.nu/dlxr

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(269): View more from Michigan

Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic

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(269): Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic http://tfl.nu/ri8o

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.

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(901): Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable. http://tfl.nu/r0ud

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(949): View more from California

I hate that we are older than the real world people now

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(949): I hate that we are older than the real world people now http://tfl.nu/6lpg

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