I accidentally had phone sex last night
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)