I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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