Say something about gay babies.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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