Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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