he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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