Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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