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wanna hang out?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?