Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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