We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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