@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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