You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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