It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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