let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I am mentally ready for anal.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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