I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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